I am Valerie, your phone sex confidante. I am the keeper of secrets and the giver of pleasures. I am your naughty playmate, wicked step-mother, dirty aunt and seductive therapist all rolled into one. No matter what role I play I am all about YOU; Understanding, Uninhibited and Unscripted!

Others may claim to have no restrictions and they may take your calls but do they truly Understand your carnal desires? Do they know the difference between a want and a need? I do! I Understand that sometimes you need an outlet, a haven where you can confess your urge to peek at mommy's panties. Where you can admit to scandalous fantasies of being a dirty daddy or a naughty nephew.

I love to discuss the forbidden, the deviant and the downright perverted so much I've even created an advice column on my blog. (http://auntieval.wordpress.com) I tackle the questions that would make even Dr. Ruth and Sue blush. They certainly never discuss these on national TV.

Here are a few samples of the "Hard" topics I tackle in my column:

Living With A HOT Mama in North Dakota:

Dear Val:
I hope you don't think I'm sick or anything but I think my MOM is trying to seduce me. I keep getting peeks at her panties and she shows lots of cleavage. She even leaves the bathroom and bedroom doors ajar even though she knows I can see everything if I pass by.

Dear Living With A HOT Mama:

I would never think you are a sicko. Sounds to me like your HOT Mama is trying to whet your appetite and you’re ready for the buffet. If Mama is flashing you her titties and giving you those peek-a-boo shots of her cotton cream catchers, chances are she sees you as a chip off the old block. The older the grape, the sweeter the wine and my guess is she's longing for someone to take a taste! She probably has a good idea of what you're packing and she may be hoping you've had a few talents passed in your "jeans"... lol!

Let me assure you a woman always knows just how much flesh she's flashing and how much moist cotton she's showing off so if you're getting a woody as she cooks dinner, you can be sure what she's offering for desert.

He sees the pleasure it could give her and wants to see and hear the pleasure a 12in butt buster can give her. Other times it's the feeling of humiliation at watching his wife enjoy someone else's 12in schlong that gets him hot. For others it's a dream to see the pure sexual Demoness you know lurks inside her emerge as she takes center stage at a gangbang with every orifice filled with stiff cocks and dripping sticky cum. There's nothing disrespectful about you wanting her to experience the pleasure of giving into pure sexual, carnal desires! Maybe she's been fantasizing about the same thing... you'll never know, until you ask!

Cougar Hunter In Alabama writes:

Dear Val:

I'm 21 and I want to catch me an older woman. How do I attract them? I think older women are hot but they don't seem to go after me.

Dear Cougar Hunter:

Your name explains it all. Cougars don't like hunters, they like PREY. Cougars are older dominant women who enjoy pursuing, enchanting and seducing much younger men. For some the younger the better. It's the thrill of the hunt and the idea of taking a young inexperienced pup like you and corrupting you while she educates you. She wants to rock your world. So if you want to attract a cougar, you better make like you're fresh meat! Don't come on strong like the worldly man. If she wanted that, she'd take the 40 year old with the yacht and BMW. Cougars want them fresh, innocent & willing to do anything. So relax, blush and wait. There will be a cougar to pounce really quickly!

Straight in Florida writes:

Dear Val:

I'm a straight guy but I'm constantly fantasizing about sucking cock & doing homosexual things. I even fantasize about being gang raped sometimes. I'm not gay! Is this normal?

Dear Straight:

If you only knew how common it is. Lots of guys wonder what it would be like on the giving end of a good blowjob. After all, you already know how good it feels to have a set of lips locked around your shaft pumping up and down. We girls always look so happy and horny gobbling a knob, it's hard not to be curious. It's like looking at the table next to you in a restaurant and seeing someone enjoy a certain dish. You will crave it until you return and try it yourself. Well a stiff dick is not different.

Don't make it sound like being gay is such a bad thing! You straight guys should thank them for liking dick as with their sense of style, impeccable grooming and love of chick flicks, if they start liking girls you straight guys will never get any.

These are just a few examples of the questions I try to answer for my callers and visitors to my blog.

Feel free to drop by my blog to check out other entries and tidbits. I even have a member’s only section for callers when you get to know me more intimately. So whether you're looking to indulge a fantasy, role-play your darkest desires or explore new boundaries, remember:

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