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February 14, 2020

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FROM ALL THE LADIES!

 

February 7, 2020

This MILF is hoping to have a secret admirer this Valentine’s Day. Will it be you?

 

This MILF is hoping to have a secret admirer this Valentine’s Day. Maybe someone who has been spying on her in the bathroom when she takes a shower, and even when she goes to pee in the toilet? A dirty little perverted admirer who she suspects is eyeing her while he touches and pulls on his rock hard pee-pee. Maybe a boy who swipes my dirty panties from the hamper and sniffs them while he beats his growing little meat? I am hoping that little boy is you, Darling! Have you been the one spying on me from afar, jacking off as you watch my full and voluptuous body walk naked around the house? Are you my jack-off admirer?

 

Would you like me to catch you in the act? Do you think I ought to punish you? Tie you face down on my bed with your ass spread wide open, exposing those little cock and balls for me to see. Do you want me to fuck you with my thick, black strap-on? You naughty little fucker. How long have you been jerking off your cock and watching me? I think you should beg me not to cock-whip your pathetic dick with my ridding crop. But I doubt I will do that, because sparing you is not on the agenda today. Just wait until we deny you an orgasm for hours at a time, then you will know what true pain really is. Now, call me and wish this hot MILF a Happy Valentine’s day you little worm!

 

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January 2, 2020

Happy New Year! From the MILFs and Cougars!!!!

Happy New Year! From the MILFs and Cougars!!!!

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2008…a whole new years of sexual exploration, predation and conquest! Like everyone else we have our own New Years resolutions at Milfs and Cougars! We’ve all been talking about New Year’s resolutiions and how depressing they are. Everyone always gives up somehing
whether its cafe latte, smoking, cursing or midnite twinkies! So I suggested to improve our chances of actually keeping our resolutions we try to achieve something instead and that we make it something we’d enjoy doing!

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I’m sure it comes as no surprise that these MILFS and Cougars have some very, very naughty and taboo aspirations for 2008!

So here are our New Year’s resolutions! Maybe some of you will help some of us meet our goals!

Lauren – “My resolution is to find a virgin and rock his world! I want to be the naughty older woman who coaxes him into doing things he never even imagined doing! I want him to be young enough to have a hot body but old enough to have a serious case of blueballs! You know the type…so hot but so pure…saving himself. Well I am going to be somebodies spoiler and you can be sure that once I’m done with him he’ll go from virgin to pure horn dog in one Stroke!!!” So if you’re a hot, young stud or a 40 year old virgin you will help me make my resolution a reality and I’ll give you 25 minutes for the price of 20.

Dixie – “My resolution is to find two 12 inch or bigger black beauties and bury them both deep inside at the same time. Double my pleasure…double my fun! I always seem to end up with 1 eigth incher and a twelve. Or a 13 and a 7. I want at least 24 inches…2 feet of steaming dick in me at one time. So I am on a quest for a couple of foot longs. If they have nice “buns” to go with them even better! If ylur fantasy involves cramming me full of juicy, big dicks its 5 free minutes with a 20 minute call.

Val – My resolution is to renew my entire lingerie wardrobe. I am going to treat myself to a few very special items. Some silky stockings, some delicate laces, and maybe even some super sensual, highly sexual leather items! I’m also adding a new corset and boots and heels galore! So if you have any suggestions for me give me a jingle. Perhaps you can share what you have in your drawer..or what you’re wearing.

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Simone – “I have set myself a quota…for the number of guys I convince to suck for me. I plan to exceed the 500 mark! I seem to have a knack for talking guys into “lickin the lolly” ! So I thought it would be fun to make my official naughty act this year coaching cocksucking! So if I inspire you to go out and gobble a fatty that means you’ll be part of my New Year’s Resolut and I will reward you with a5 minutes free with 20 minutes paid!

Jane – “My resolution is to do more phone sex. The more I do the happier I am but more importantly hubby is happier. His wants to increase the number of asses I lick. He seems to particularly enjoy watching me rim a total stranger. So hubby tells me my resolution is to find new ways to humiliate myself. He wants me to prove how pathetic I am and how obedient I can be. Hubby even says I should give you 5 minutes free if you pay to humiliate me for 20!He says you should get a pat on the back too for putting up with my whimpering.”

Teresa – “My resolution is to triple my Spanish speaking callers! I have made it my goal to let everey hot, latin lover out there know there is a true spicy latina fluent in Spanish, schooled in Latin love and a lusty Latina when I cum! So I’m hoping all you Spanish speakers will seek out the true Latina lover to make my resolution a reality. So if you pay for 20 minutes of Latina love I’ll give you an extra 5 minutes free to truly enjoy the Latina lust.

So there you have it boys, the New Year’s Resolutions of the Milf and Cougars. Remember, if your fav fantasy helps us fulfill our resolutions (or at least play with them) You will get 5 minutes free with any paid 20 minute call.* In fact if you mention this ad** no matter what your fantasy, if its nasty and naughty enough these ladies will probably give you the deal anyway…just because we’re all dirty girls at heart!

So happy New Year from the Milf and Cougars. To see more of our pics, bios and rates check out our website a:

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December 25, 2014

Happy Holidays From ALL the Phone Sex MILF’s & Cougars!

Call Mama Teresa at 1-86-MILKY-TIT

Call Mama Teresa at 1-86-MILKY-TIT

 

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July 4, 2014

Happy 4th Of July From Jane Doe! Call me for Submissive Phone Sex! I’ll be your MILF whore!

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This MILF thinks the 4th of July is the best time of year. I get to go to the beach with the kids. They’re young and they like to play in the sand. I like to play in the sand, too, but I tend to get a little dirtier (if you know what I mean). Going to the beach gives me chance meet hot, young guys who are playing volleyball during the day and drinking in the bars at night. I make sure to wear the tiniest bikini possible to show off my smoking hot curves. Sucking dick and fucking comes naturally to me, so I know how to turn guys on with my sexy clothes, great smelling skin, and beautiful hair. Considering how much I like sex, guys are never disappointed when they sink their hard cocks into my tight fuck hole. I do pussy exercises to make it like a vice grip, and I can milk your cum from your balls like a pro. I always wear the cutest panties and my pink cunt and pink little asshole look super manicured. My tits and ass are supple and I guarantee they would make you hot, hot, hot. I love to get guys horny so I can ride them until I explode all over their beef sticks. Fuck me from behind or put me in reverse cowgirl, I want it all. Fuck my ass and pop out your cock and I will suck on it before you put it back in. I eat pussy and I get off on the 3somes with hot chicks and I will even do gangbangs with black guys. I am a total cuckold when I am in the mood. Would you like to fuck me? I am a breeding bitch MILF, for sure. I was made for sex and this summer I am going to get as much cock as possible.

I cannot wait to get a hold of you. I want to be your throat-slave and your personal fuck whore. This MILF wants to get dicked for the 4th of July and you are just the stud to make it happen for me. Think of me these coming weeks and cum with me on a creamy cumloaded jizzfest. That’s it, Baby, fuck my brains out while you suck on my full ripe tits and spank my fleshy and succulent ass. Make me happy this 4th of July and fucking ride me like the MILF I am you beast. Make those fireworks go off in my pussy and explode in my mind. Call me and we can role play anything and everything that will make those huge balls of yours burst with incredible pleasure. Be a motherfucker this 4th of July and make me cream on a special day for us both. I like to be raw and loud when I get it on. You can pull my bikini bottoms aside and stick it in. Being a MILF has given me all the experience I need to know how to make you pop your top. I am open to any kinky ideas you have about how we can do playtime together. I am a complete tramp. Even if I have kids I am always so horny I can’t help myself. Going to the beach is a perfect excuse to get away from it all and get down to partying and having fun. Call me and tell me about all the naughty and dirty things you want to do to me. Bye now.

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